Kill Ex, Hide on Crane, Get Life!

I promise this is the last "real life" post. Do we need this on a beautiful Friday? Poor woman. Hmm, let's see. "Hi, my name is Carl. First I will date this innocent woman, then I will go into bankruptcy and then get a DUI. Then I will dump ex girlfriend in a pond after bludgeoning her to death. Then, I will hide out on a crane in Atlanta and seem confused about my future and draw as much attention to myself as possible. I'm bright." Puke.