Monday, July 23

Potter Widower

Yes, I lost my wife this weekend. She left the world and me for some round eye-glassed pip squeak by the name of Harry Potter.
It was Saturday morning when he arrived to take her away. She has been gone ever since and I cannot wait to have her back.
It was a busy weekend starting Friday night when we took in Cirque du Soleil. Fun, gravity-defying entertainment. Then, I asked Christy if she's still like to try to see the Built to Spill show at the Ogden and she emphatically said "yes!". Amazing energy that pregnant girl has.
Last I checked she was still reading HP at 11:50 pm last night with over 400 pages down. With that type of vigor, I am hoping to have my wife back by Wednesday.

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