FINALLY! A STANDUP GUY!

So, when I finally decided it was time to be a man, I had to come up with a plan. A secret stealth plan that she would not ever suspect a thing. So I started brainstorming, for about 10 minutes, producing a clever proposal. We had scheduled our holiday party for the 17th of December. I got online and did a search for "carolers + denver". It produced the Yuletide Carolers. The night was to go something like this: The party would be in full progress. At around 9:15PM the doorbell would ring and in would come the 4 professionally trained carolers dressed in full pilgrim caroler costumes. They would be "just going around the neighborhood singing carols" and wanted to sing a few songs. They would first do Jingle Bells. Then they would begin singing " We Wish You A Merry Christmas, We Wish You A Merry Christmas, We Wish You A Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.... Will Marry Me Christy Allbee, Will Marry Me Christy Allbee,Will Marry Me Christy Allbee, and a Happy New Year." One of the carolers would hold up a sign that said " Marry Me Christy" just so there was no confusion. Here is what really happened.